We fix it or we buy you a biscuit.
Dick Tucker’s Garage: honest mechanics, dishonest amounts of tea. MOTs, services and the occasional pep talk for cars that have lost their drive. Firm handshakes, firmer wheel nuts.
D1CK T🛠️ MOTs that don’t MOAN
Fail? We’ll tell you why, in plain English, with diagrams drawn on a napkin.
🍪 Biscuit Guarantee™
If we can’t fix it, you get a biscuit. Custard creams only. Terms and crumbs apply.
🔊 Noise Whisperers
Describe the noise. “Sort of a clonk-whirr?” We’ve heard it. We’ve named it. It’s called Gary.
🔩 Big on Torque
We tighten everything to spec. Not a millimetre more. Dick is very particular about his nuts and bolts.
“Took my car in for a squeak, came out with a squeak-free car and a custard cream. Dick really knows his way around a gear stick. Five stars.” — A. Customer (made up)
