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📍 Find us

Unit 69, Imaginary Industrial Estate
Notarealtown, ZZ99 9ZZ

Follow the smell of WD-40 and toast. Big neon gear stick out front. You can’t miss it. People have tried.

☎️ Call us

01632 960 000

(an Ofcom drama number — nobody will answer, that’s the joke)

✉️ Email

hello@dicktuckersgarage.invalid

Goes nowhere. Use the booking widget instead — it actually works.

🕗 Opening hours

Mon–Fri 08:30–17:30
Sat: fishing
Sun: also fishing

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Dick Tucker's Garage is entirely fictional. Synthetic data, made-up prices, imaginary biscuits, and a gear stick that is definitely just a gear stick. A demo of the Ramply booking widget.