Dick Tucker's GarageServices & (completely made-up) prices
All prices fictional. If you try to pay them we’ll be very confused. Dick will just stand there, blushing.
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Class 4 MOT
£54.85
The legal max, a full inspection and one (1) biscuit. Retest within 10 days free.
Interim Service + Pep Talk
£129
Oil, filter, fluids, and we tell your car it’s doing really well, actually. Size isn’t everything.
Full Service + Emotional Support
£229
Everything, plus we hold its hand while the dashboard lights go off.
Mystery Noise Investigation
£39
Up to 45 minutes of very serious listening with our heads tilted.
Exhaust Pipe Polish
£19
We buff your tailpipe until it gleams. Leave it with Dick, he’s got a firm grip and a soft cloth.
| Extras | Price |
|---|---|
| Wiper blades (both, we’re not monsters) | £24 |
| Bulb swap (any colour, as long as it’s legal) | £8 |
| Air freshener of your choosing (Pine, More Pine) | Free |
| Explaining what a “cambelt” is, slowly | Free |
| Gear stick re-knobbing (winky face optional) | £12 |
