Contact us
📍 Find us
Unit 69, Imaginary Industrial Estate
Notarealtown, ZZ99 9ZZ
Follow the smell of WD-40 and toast. Big neon gear stick out front. You can’t miss it. People have tried.
☎️ Call us
01632 960 000
(an Ofcom drama number — nobody will answer, that’s the joke)
hello@dicktuckersgarage.invalid
Goes nowhere. Use the booking widget instead — it actually works.
🕗 Opening hours
Mon–Fri 08:30–17:30
Sat: fishing
Sun: also fishing
